Originally Posted By: J Geoff
I'M in that garden


OK, but remember, the best vegetables or prettiest flowers grow best with lots of manure. The place in which they grow often doesn't smell too good.

Reminds me of the story of the guy who was taking his new girlfriend out to makeout in his car. He drove up to the West Side Highway and pulled over in one of the parking spots overlooking the Hudson River. Feeling he had a romantic setting, he started kissing his girlfriend, and one thing led to another. He kissed her breasts and she was getting turned on, edging his head downward. He kissed her stomach and she was even more turned on and quickly losing all her inhibitions.

She wanted more action but the guy was moving slowly; too slowly for her. She built up her nerve and finally said, "Kiss me lower". So the guy (who was a little slow) kissed her a little bit lower but not exactly where she wanted him to kiss her.

She was moaning now and said, "No, kiss me lower. Kiss me where it smells".

The guy then started the car and drove over to Jersey.


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