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Re: Eew!!! Who Pharted!?!?!?!
[Re: Don Andrew]
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10/02/07 12:03 AM
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Some of you may recall a rather memorable blooper that still turns up occasionally on those "TV Outtakes" compilation shows: A racetrack announcer was calling a race on television, and one of the prominent horses just happened to be named Hoof Hearted. Signor V.
"For me, there's only my wife..."
"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"
"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"
"It was a grass harp... And we listened."
"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"
"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."
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Re: Eew!!! Who Pharted!?!?!?!
[Re: SC]
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10/02/07 12:38 AM
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J Geoff
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One of my favorites!
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Eew!!! Who Pharted!?!?!?!
[Re: SC]
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10/02/07 12:46 AM
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J Geoff
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You mean NORTH Jersey, of course. The rest of it is still (deservedly) the Garden State, after all!
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Eew!!! Who Pharted!?!?!?!
[Re: J Geoff]
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10/02/07 12:50 AM
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You mean NORTH Jersey, of course. The rest of it is still (deservedly) the Garden State, after all! Remember... a garden is often filled with manure.
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Re: Eew!!! Who Pharted!?!?!?!
[Re: SC]
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10/02/07 02:40 AM
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J Geoff
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I'M in that garden
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Eew!!! Who Pharted!?!?!?!
[Re: J Geoff]
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10/02/07 04:12 AM
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OK, but remember, the best vegetables or prettiest flowers grow best with lots of manure. The place in which they grow often doesn't smell too good. Reminds me of the story of the guy who was taking his new girlfriend out to makeout in his car. He drove up to the West Side Highway and pulled over in one of the parking spots overlooking the Hudson River. Feeling he had a romantic setting, he started kissing his girlfriend, and one thing led to another. He kissed her breasts and she was getting turned on, edging his head downward. He kissed her stomach and she was even more turned on and quickly losing all her inhibitions. She wanted more action but the guy was moving slowly; too slowly for her. She built up her nerve and finally said, "Kiss me lower". So the guy (who was a little slow) kissed her a little bit lower but not exactly where she wanted him to kiss her. She was moaning now and said, "No, kiss me lower. Kiss me where it smells". The guy then started the car and drove over to Jersey.
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Re: Eew!!! Who Pharted!?!?!?!
[Re: SC]
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10/03/07 02:56 PM
10/03/07 02:56 PM
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Whatever happened to the old adage, "He who smelt it, dealt it". It went the way of SBD and LBH
"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"
"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."
"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
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Re: Eew!!! Who Pharted!?!?!?!
[Re: dontomasso]
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10/03/07 03:53 PM
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Whatever happened to the old adage, "He who smelt it, dealt it". It went the way of SBD and LBH Well, there's still that television commercial where the woman says during the board room meeting, "Sales have been flatulent! I have been silent but deadly..." Then there was the episode of Iron Chef America where the secret ingredient was parmesan cheese - huge wheels of it, to be exact. When Mario Batali went at it with his knife, I really expected Alton Brown to proclaim, "And now, Iron Chef Batali's going to cut the cheese for us!" Betcha that would've cleared the studio... Signor V.
"For me, there's only my wife..."
"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"
"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"
"It was a grass harp... And we listened."
"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"
"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."
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