Some of you may recall a rather memorable blooper that still turns up occasionally on those "TV Outtakes" compilation shows:

A racetrack announcer was calling a race on television, and one of the prominent horses just happened to be named Hoof Hearted.

;\)

Signor V.

"For me, there's only my wife..."

"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"

"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"

"It was a grass harp... And we listened."

"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"

"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."