Chopper, given all the enthusiasm and helpful advice that your thread has generated, I think you should post a full review of your trip after it's done. I'm sure we'd all appreciate it.
Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.
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