Springbok captain, John Smit, has spent the last 24 hours being interrogated by the French Secret Service about his involvement in the 1963 shooting of former US President, John F. Kennedy. Mr Smit is believed to have been an ex-KGB assassin-for-hire at the time, and was commissioned by the then head of the Mafia, Jake White, to “take that dirty dog out”.

The reason for the killing, as stated by a source close to Mr White, was because President Kennedy allegedly cited one of Mr White’s thugs for “being a naughty little boy”, and sentenced him to sit in the corner for a while. This citation proved deadly for the well-loved President, as was witnessed by thousands of stunned Americans on that fateful day in November ‘63.

It is believed that John Smit hung up his rifle in 1968 after he allegedly assassinated Robert F. Kennedy, because he was JFK’s “China” (Mr Smit is openly and fiercely anti-Communist). There is very little known of Smit’s whereabouts from ‘68-’99, except for an eye-witness’s account stating that she saw someone fitting Mr Smit’s description standing in a “scrum stance” in a tunnel in Paris in 1997. John Smit reappeared in 2000 as a member of the alleged terrorist group “The Springboks” and has enjoyed a successful campaign with them as their leader since 2004