Not sure how weird this is, but one of my favorite snacks is a plate of Doritos, smothered in Tapatio hot sauce and sprinkled with lime.


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis