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Originally posted by Irishman12:
A: Tony to everyone in restaurant
Q: Hey so I f*cked up!
Tony to the customs guys

"What do we gotta do? Go to Cuba an' hit da beard or wha?


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis