I used to get a giggle out my friends by popping (chewing on) coffee creamers in my mouth -- or better, squeezing a tube of mayo (or mustard) in my mouth
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol
Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy?--Peter Griffin