As far as weird food combinations, I'm usually game to try anything, so nothing is really weird to me, except:

potato salad (potatoes and mayonnaise)
macaroni salad (macaroni and mayonnaise)
pasta salad (pasta and mayonnaise)
egg salad (hard boiled eggs and mayonnaise)

I like ranch dressing, though. \:p

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis