My sister dips her fries in mayonnaise. I just don't understand it. It's just terrible, nasty tasting stuff.
Seriously, I'd rather go on Fear Factor and eat pig balls than have mayonnaise.
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
