Tony to customs
"And don't call me no f*ckin' dishwasher, I'll kick jo' fockin' monkey ass..."
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
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