Originally Posted By: SC
I knew this blind guy who once walked in front of a fish market. He said, "Hello, ladies".




SC, you should be ashamed! \:o

But I concede; you win. You definitely out"rank" me. \:p

Back on topic:

I can't stand
LIVER-FLAVORED CIGARS.

I also can't stand the fact that I can't make the font any larger than 17pt.

Signor V.

"For me, there's only my wife..."

"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"

"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"

"It was a grass harp... And we listened."

"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"

"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."