Tony to everybody at the restaurant

"Hey, f*ck jou mang! Who put dis thing together, me, dat's who! Who do I trust, me!"


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis