I am going to suggest Newcastle for a few reasons
Newcastle? like the ale? Love it.
Turi, you were from Scunthorpe? I work with a guy who comes from Scunthorpe, last name Shipp, but he left there about 40 years ago.
I'm Scunthorpe born and bred, been there all my life until about 2 months ago. I'm not surprised your colleague left. But even then it was more prosperous than it is now. Didn't he fancy a job as a Steelworker?
Ps, Newcy Brown Ale is lovely.
Pps, but not as lovely as my bottom.