Menu #3 does look better...

As for "skirt" steak, doesn't that imply a lapdance?

Ah, prices are prices - I saw on TV some exclusive celebrity restaurant in NYC had mac-and-cheese for $55 (it had truffles in it, but still!) ...as long as the food and service, and especially COMPANY are good, that's all that matters to me. And hell, even the food and service don't have to be good: The shithole in Somerset was the worst place we've ever eaten probably, yet besides La Veranda (the best), it's the most-talked about as having had a fun time at.