You know, the idea that the "best film" of all time actually exists is completely and totally absurd. But if any of the existing films in IMDB's top ten deserves that top spot, it's Il Buono, il brutto, il cattivo.

By the way, since when the fuck is The Departed number 38? IMDB's system is even more fucked up than I thought.


"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."