"FUCK GASPAR GOMEZ, AND FUCK DE FUCKING DIAZ BROTHERS, FUCK EM ALL!!! I BURY THOSE COCK-A-ROACHES!!!"
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis