Originally Posted By: long_lost_corleone
 Originally Posted By: pizzaboy
 Originally Posted By: long_lost_corleone
 Originally Posted By: pizzaboy
when you get your pubes


You'd be surprised what a fine point sharpie can do.


If you don't take the cap off you can anally please yourself, too.

Ouch!


It tingles when you leave the cap off.


Oh, no you didn't.


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