"Also, he, too, had a way with women."

Time: February, 1958
Place: Miami Beach, Florida

Young Vitelli, caught in the act. Here I am, planting one firmly on the lips of - my cousin. Yep, she is my first cousin. Does that mean I "love her first"? NFW!! She grew up to be Queen [VeryBadWord]. I haven't spoken to the bee-yotch in twenty years. My mother looks on, wondering if she should have me "fixed".

I should've visited Hyman Roth instead.