Its been in the papers over here lately that in between all his antics and escapades he has been spending nights in 5* hotels  People think he may be a fraud...... Still a great show to watch though! Yeah, I read about that. I'll post the article later. Really, I don't think it matters; he still does everything we see him doing on the show.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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