I love to stop at the duty free shop.

A: Kramer and George singing to one another while on the way to pick up Jerry from the airport

Q: "It's Benes, you jackass."

A: Elaine to Kramer

Q: "Uh yeah. I'll take a decaf cappuccino."

Kramer to the psychiatrist

Q: "You're not Cartwright"

A: Jerry to George

Q: "You're eating too much dairy."

A: The herbal guy Thor to Jerry

Q: "Ooooh nooooo. I'm sorry - the correct answer is "moops."

A: George to the Bubble Boy.

Q: "You're a rabid anti-dentite!"

A: Kramer to Jerry

Q: "She steals from me. Steals my money. She says she doesn't speak English. My ass she doesn't speak English. Plays that freakin' voo-doo music, tries to hypnotize me."

A: Old man (Sid) to Jerry

Q: "He discovered that the Benes tattoo does not wash off so easily.

A: Jerry to George

Q: "You better think again, mujambo."

A: Newman to Kramer

Q: "Jamba-laya."

A: Newman to himself after successfully completing his order with the Soup Nazi.

Q: "If you would have told me twenty five years ago that some day I’d be standing here about to solve the worlds energy problems, I would’ve said 'you’re crazy.' Now let’s push this giant ball of oil out the window."

A: Kramer to his protege

Q: "The Dewey Decimal System, what a scam that was."

A: Kramer to Jerry & George

Q: "If somebody ever betrays me, I never forget it."

A: Uncle Leo to Jerry

Q: "She's a little haw-awwt."

A: Elaine mocking Jerry's girlfriend to Jerry

Q: "I know your type...flashy...making the scene."

A: Mr. Bookman to Jerry

Q: "That ogre dude's pretty cold, huh."

A: The guy in the van to Kramer when he went to California

Q: "They're selling coffee, bran muffins... you're surrounded by reading material. It's entrapment!"

A:George to Jerry

Q:"We're not giving away our waterpick!"

A: Estelle to Frank & George

Q: "Thanks for ruining my daddy's business, you fat f--k!"

A: Yogurt boy to Jerry

Q: "You don't eat Oreos? The way you break them open? You're practically having sex with them."

A: Kramer to Elaine

Q: "Mr. Steinbrenner's over. George is dead. Call me back."

A: Frank to Jerry

Q: "You want a piece of me?"

A: Frank to Elaine

Q: "We're moving in lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be at the pool, we're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court. And I dare you to keep me out!"

A: Frank to Morty (on telephone)

Q: "I can drop you like a bag of dirt."

A: Elaine to Frank

Q: "You look scrumptious."

A: Weird guy to Elaine

Q: "She just bought me some new panties....and they're all laid out for me."

A: Elaine to Jerry

Q: "Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats! We're trying to watch the movie. And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like! You understand me? Now, shut your mouths or I'll shut'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I would loooooove it!"

A: George to punks at the movies.

Q: "I'll have the chicken salad, on rye, untoasted, with a side of potato salad, and a cup of tea."

A: George to the Monk's waitress

Q: "You stand on the threshold to the magical world of sensual delights that most men dare not dream of!"