Originally Posted By: Capo de La Cosa Nostra
It's hilarious, even great, but surely you guys mean for all the wrong reasons, right?

Unless this guy doesn't actually take himself seriously, I think he's the biggest pile of phony bullshit ever.

That jump into the icy lake is brilliant. It has me literally creased whenever I watch it. As if!


That's basically what I get from the show. I've just been "praising" him in something of a satirical way.

The man honestly is crazy. And I still contest he makes 007 look like a pussy.


"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."