I've never understood that whole thing. How is this a sporting event? Let me throw myself in the way of angry enormous animals that have huge sharp horns.... Yes, but enough about football, let's talk bull-running. Oooooh! See what I did there? Did you? Huh? Did you?
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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