Gimme BJ any day.   Geoff, how can we possibly maintain an atmosphere of seriousness, propriety and respectability on these Boards if you constantly feed us straight lines? Oh...you meant Bon Jovi...? Never mind.  Signor V.
"For me, there's only my wife..."
"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"
"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"
"It was a grass harp... And we listened."
"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"
"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."
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