Listening to Suzyn Waldman say Roger cuts me right to the bone, Raaaw-geeeeer.

And could someone PLEASE go out to Detroit and tell Sheffield to shit the f*** up. Please.

I think it may actually be easier for the Yanks to catch the Sox than to win the wildcard. There are just too many teams to contend with. It seems whenever the Yanks lose a game they lose one in the standings to one of the wildcard teams. On the other hand, when they win it seems that Boston wins. It's gonna be tough.

And my Mets aren't doing any better. God, can you imagine if they BOTH miss the playoffs?

Chris "Mad Dog" Russo will climax in his pants (yuck).