I know people who will sit in their cars, in the parking lot outside of internet cafe's, with their laptops out. I know people who sit in parked cars with their........ Oh, never mind.  Oh god, I had an "incident" with a guy sitting alone in his car at a red light a year or so ago...
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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