Originally Posted By: long_lost_corleone
This is my crazy, incoherent "I'm drunk" post.

It isn't nearly as exciting as I'd hoped.



Who, in that little hick town, is irresponsible enough to buy beer for a 17 year old boy?

If it's a middle-aged neighbor, and he says you have a pretty mouth, RUN.


"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.