Originally Posted By: Beth E
You think you fellas are bad, the smoke alarm just sounded in the whole hospital because someone in my department sprayed perfume or air freshner too close to the vents in the ladie's room. Damm, the fire department's called because someone had to eradicate their odor.


Not bad Beth, but I think I still have you beat.

I just stained the porcelain on the bowl so deeply, I have to call in a stone mason AND a plumber.

They charge just to walk in my house, because, well, they know what they're in for.


"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.