This weather just gives me flashbacks to my childhood.

My mother in a muumuu, hair soaking wet from the hose from trying to keep cool, screaming at me to stop hitting my brother, the sound of a fan oscillating somewhere, my grandparents still alive, my grandmother cooking, my grandfather cutting up a melon, a scratchy Lou Monte record playing in the background, my pop promising me and my brother a lemon ice after dinner if we'll just shut the f*** up for awhile.

Good times.


"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.