Yeah G-I
You should use a

or a

or a

if you want to post a ball busting post like that.
You just don't know Apple like WE do. If you did, you would know that she is alike like ME

We like to bust ball and keep thing on the light side around here.
And don't bother correcting my spelling or grammar. I don't claim to be an english major.

Yeah, and I an't no bandleader either.
Maybe you could come down for a visit, have some breakfast and get to know us a bit.
By the Way, will the new board have a spell checking on it?