No country is better than the people who constitute it.
(So let's bomb all the Middle East!!!!) Hell yeaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!! But first... I've got some moonshine in my pickup truck! Let's go drink it and listen to the Jeff Foxworthy on cassette tape! "If you're posting in the Glasgow thread....you might be a redneck." "If you're stupid enough to find Jeff Foxworthy jokes funny....you might be a redneck." Larry the Cable guy is probably worse though.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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