Besides, GI JOE kicks TRANSFORMERS ass....and knowing is half the battle!
Are you kidding? Didn't you ever watch the GI Joe cartoon? They shot a million lasers from their guns all over the place and nobody ever got hit! Except for an occasional jet here or there, but the guy inside always, while engulfed in the explosion, ejected and parachuted to safety.
If anyone kicked ass back then, it was He-Man! By the power of Grayskull!
He-Man? What kind of weak kid wanted to magically transform into a steroid beef cake of a man-raper?
As for G.I. Joe, the toys kicked ass. Pocket size, you could carry a good platoon in your pocket, and such cool retarded names. Tunnel Rat, Jouster, etc.
