How come the ladies get a thread and we don't?

So, how's everybody's balls today?

Fine thanks,



great topic. heres to man power..

In proportion to his body, that dude has HUGE balls!

Good stuff DeNiro.

Man law.

Competition for The Ladies' Thread?

Or for The Fellas' Thread?

But this is the one where we talk about how women are mere objects and should be treated as such, right? That's probably an unwritten man law.

Nope, that is a WRITTEN coward's law

The Guys Thread?

Sounds a little mezza finocchio if you ask me!

How do you remember all these threads??

Geez, how pathetic an attempt at pumping some testosterone through your veins is THIS?????

It's been tried, and it failed, just showing how men are, by and large, unable to commit to anything.

I was hoping my remarkable memory of trivial things wouldn't go unnoticed.

Maybe it's time you turn the GBB over to me? Wouldn't that be a disaster, though?

It'd be the Ladies' Thread expanded to cover the entire site.

Men would probably be able to commit if it weren't for women sticking their noses in our business and attempting (successfully) to emasculate us.

EDIT: By the way, my girlfriend is sitting here with me and she's on your side SB, so I'm fighting for men on here and at home. (You noncommital men better be proud! RALLY CAPS!)

Don't joke... I gotta leave it to someone in my Will, right? Who better than you? (And at least at that point I'd be too dead to see what it'd turn into! )

OMG... I just read that as "pumping some testosterone through your penis" and was like WTF??!!

...if that's how it's done, then sorry, ladies!

Geoff, you always see what you want to see. In this case, just as in every case, it's something dirty. What a surprise!

I was actually going to ask if I was next in line to take over the site, so if I'm in the will, I must be all set! Was it because I always fed you your prunes on time?

(I'll find the prune posts, too, if need be.)

Dirty? Me?? Never!

I'm sure you couldn't remember even 1 instance when I was..... oh, never mind about that -- how 'bout them 'stros, huh?? Yeah, and also Willy -- what a hotty, right?

Eh...hanging in there...

GINA : He said there was something in it for me -- on my own.


DON SICILIA : I've always taken care of you GINA.


GINA: Taken care of me. You're a douche and you take care of me? Did you ever think about that -- did you ever once think about that. Send GINA off to post this -- send GINA off to post that! Let GINA post about some Mickey Mouse Twilight Zone marathon. Send GINA to pick someone up off the fantasy waiver list! I'm your sister DOUCHE and I was stepped over!

DON SICILIA :That's the way Geoff wanted it.

GINA : It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things I'm smart -- I'm smart and I want respect!






** disclaimer: not trying in any way to imply that Gina is a Fredo.**

Here Gina :

Hey, keep Mister Babe out of this.

Hilarious, DC.

I remember the Fella's Thread. It died a quick death. Here's an abbreviated "10 Things I Think I Think" as advice to keep this thread going:

10 Things I Think I Think (ala Peter King)
1 - I think you need to keep the ladies involved. It keeps this thread classy plus they'll light scented candles when the aroma becomes, shall we say, rank.

2 - I think you should keep JG involved. Like a bottomless well, his supply of innuendos will provide fodder for even the slowest of days. Extra fun when both JG and DMC are together.

3 - I think we should not let this turn into a "post a hottie" thread. We should aim to dedicate this thread to intellectual discourse about the financial markets, sports, politics, the enviroment and other relevant topics.

4 - However, should DC want to post a pic of Jessica Alba, nobody will complain.

5 - I think very little of fantasy sports should be mentioned here except to remind everyone that JG is in 3rd place in both baseball games right now.

6 - Oops, JG is in 4th in the Yahoo game.

Also, if JG brings his whines in the thread, it must immediately be followed by the following pictures:



or



7 - In this thread, DC will compile all of his converted Godfather dialogue using GBB posters. My first challenge for him is to use the Senate scenes using DMC, BL, and KL. Extra bonus points if he somehow involves TM and JL.

8 - To keep Gina, Bethie, SB, and Mig interested, I think occasional pics of Willy, Vinnie, Derek, and John Travolta are OK.

9 - These pics must immediately be followed by a joke making fun of those pictured.

10 - Last but not least, Advanced Happy 4th of July, everyone! Stay safe and enjoy the Twilight Zone marathon. I've only seen the newer ones so hopefully, I'll get to see some of the classics.

THE GODMOTHER



THE CONSIGLIERESS

ALL YOUR BOARDS ARE BELONG TO US!

You're in luck, DC. Catherine Zeta Jones is into older men.

Of course, he's filthy rich. But that's another story.

(as SC scratches his nut): BELLLLLLLLLLCHHHHHHH

Ahhhhhhh.... a man's thread... about FUCKIN' TIME!!!!

Geez.... this guy's been married a year now and he's STILL saying shit like this?

Henpecked!

(SC rips a loud one)

Ahhhh, feel better now! HEY, WHO GOT A SCENTED CANDLE??

I WAS BEIN' SARCASTIC... TAKE THAT SMELLY SHIT TO THE LADIES' THREAD!

(SC tears another one) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

SC knows his scented candles. He was described once by a former girlfriend as having a scented candle... and not in a good way.

Here's my two scents on that:

BAROOOOOOOOOM.... BAAABAAAAAAAAMMMMM

Ahhhhhhhhhh.

(Imagine, some guy from the Windy City saying that about me).

Two things, SC...

1 - Lay off the beans.
2 - Keep away from open flames. With the way you're going, you're likely to start a fire in PB's thread.

Great rules! I don't understand this rule though...? What exactly is DC supposed to do?