(I skipped out on alot of page 3, because I know for the most part, it'll be post after post of violent nonsense)
Come on! I'm in page three! How can it be violent?
Oh, and who wants a cuddle?
You've been known to incorporate some blows into our cuddle sessions.
You've also been known to incorporate some hitting.
Oooooooooooooooooh!!!! Oral sex jokes!!!!
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
