Originally Posted By: Yogi Barrabbas
Jack White is a bit of an oddball but he is a talented one!


Did you ever hear about how in 2005, he disowned his hometown of Detroit, moved to London, and legally changed his name to III Quid? He made threats of violence to whomever refered to him as "Jack" while in his presence. Then after a week, he decided to move back to Detroit, changed his name back to Jack White, but decided he would prefer it if people call him "Jackie" but only when they see him walking down the street or in public. This was also the year that he decided to, improptu (as he does with every song they play live) go into a particular song at a show, and Meg didn't recognize it off the bat, and sort of messed up the drum part. So, Jack walked over to her drumset, spat on her, and went into a different song.

And, again, I'm glad that whole Fat Zorro thing is over. 2005 was an odd year for him.

"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."