I was a bad Mama last night. I forgot to turn my cell phone off during VBS(vacation bible school) and wouldn't you know my phone started ringing.
That happened to our priest a couple of sundays ago during mass. He must have forgotten to turn his cell phone off and it started to ring in the middle of mass. So he picks it up and says "Hello? Yes God, it is me. What? Oh of course, we're having a mass in your honor as we speak!" And the whole congregation cracked up.