Originally Posted By: The Italian Stallionette
I'll tell you, there is no item of clothing more comfortable than jeans, as long as they fit right.


I've never found of jeans that I feel comfortable in. Resultingly, I never wear jeans. I previously owned one pair of jeans, which I cut into uber-short jean shorts for the short film I made for my French class. But, beyond comfort, I just look ridiculously stupid in them. I've always been very sensitive when it comes to clothing, though. I cut all the tags out of my t-shirts until I was about 12. I've never felt comfortable in ties, knit sweaters, or collared shirts with the top few buttons buttoned... I'm just very awkward.

If you're a lanky, underweight white man, I don't think any article of clothing is more comfortable than a pair of cargo pants.

"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."