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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Sicilian Babe]
#405198
06/21/07 06:05 PM
06/21/07 06:05 PM
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Posts: 23,296
Throggs Neck
pizzaboy
The Fuckin Doctor
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The Fuckin Doctor
Joined: Dec 2006
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Throggs Neck
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And again you two with the bodily functions!! I really resent that. I have to poop. I hope I have some baby wipes, I had seaweed salad and sushi for lunch.
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Mignon]
#405222
06/21/07 06:56 PM
06/21/07 06:56 PM
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 23,296
Throggs Neck
pizzaboy
The Fuckin Doctor
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The Fuckin Doctor
Joined: Dec 2006
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Throggs Neck
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He should... its all behind him now.  Floating around Actually, no, they sank like bricks.
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: pizzaboy]
#405223
06/21/07 07:05 PM
06/21/07 07:05 PM
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Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 19,066
OH, VA, KY
Mignon
Mama Mig
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Mama Mig
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 19,066
OH, VA, KY
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He should... its all behind him now. Floating around Actually, no, they sank like bricks. You must've put alot of force behind them 
Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Mignon]
#405225
06/21/07 07:10 PM
06/21/07 07:10 PM
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 23,296
Throggs Neck
pizzaboy
The Fuckin Doctor
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The Fuckin Doctor
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 23,296
Throggs Neck
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He should... its all behind him now. Floating around Actually, no, they sank like bricks. You must've put alot of force behind them KER-PLUNK
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: pizzaboy]
#405229
06/21/07 07:21 PM
06/21/07 07:21 PM
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Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 19,066
OH, VA, KY
Mignon
Mama Mig
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Mama Mig
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 19,066
OH, VA, KY
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He should... its all behind him now. Floating around Actually, no, they sank like bricks. You must've put alot of force behind them KER-PLUNK SWISH
Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: pizzaboy]
#405230
06/21/07 07:22 PM
06/21/07 07:22 PM
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Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 14,900
Beth E
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Crabby
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I've always found flatulence to be a good deterrant to people at the office. Some hummus should do the trick. I'd prefer something flammable to flatulence. They're all shit heads, so it wouldn't make a difference.
How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin
When there's a will...put me in it.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Beth E]
#405234
06/21/07 07:33 PM
06/21/07 07:33 PM
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Posts: 19,066
OH, VA, KY
Mignon
Mama Mig
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Mama Mig
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OH, VA, KY
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I've always found flatulence to be a good deterrant to people at the office. Some hummus should do the trick. I'd prefer something flammable to flatulence. They're all shit heads, so it wouldn't make a difference. well fart and light a match  Have you ever seen this: Farting Preacher
Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: pizzaboy]
#405241
06/21/07 09:25 PM
06/21/07 09:25 PM
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Posts: 14,900
Beth E
Crabby
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Crabby
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My flatulence IS flammable.
And I thought you wanted to be a true New Yorker.
Carpetbagger! I wish I was a New Yorker. I'd call up cousin Guido to take care of these sons of bitches.
How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin
When there's a will...put me in it.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Mignon]
#405297
06/22/07 12:27 AM
06/22/07 12:27 AM
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Posts: 4,512
Right here, but I'd rather be ...
long_lost_corleone
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Underboss
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Posts: 4,512
Right here, but I'd rather be ...
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It's half past midnight. I can't sleep, and more importantly, shouldn't, as I can't get anything done-creatively-in daylight.
And now, I plan to make a fucking pizza on a loaf of French bread, which I've split in half.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: pizzaboy]
#405298
06/22/07 12:33 AM
06/22/07 12:33 AM
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Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 2,414
Bar Vitelli, Queens, NY
Signor Vitelli
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Underboss
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Bar Vitelli, Queens, NY
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My flatulence IS flammable. Hey, no flaming allowed on the Boards! If this keeps up, you will be renamed The Poop of Pelham Bay. Signor V.
"For me, there's only my wife..."
"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"
"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"
"It was a grass harp... And we listened."
"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"
"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Mignon]
#405342
06/22/07 07:16 AM
06/22/07 07:16 AM
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Beth E
Crabby
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The two of them can hang out in the Bathroom together when they meet up this coming August and experience each others bodily functions first hand.  In your hotel room bathroom(bring a can of lysol)  Just don't be throwing it off the balcony.
How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin
When there's a will...put me in it.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Don Cardi]
#405369
06/22/07 10:25 AM
06/22/07 10:25 AM
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Posts: 19,066
OH, VA, KY
Mignon
Mama Mig
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Mama Mig
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OH, VA, KY
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The two of them can hang out in the Bathroom together when they meet up this coming August and experience each others bodily functions first hand. In your hotel room bathroom(bring a can of lysol) You forget? I don't have a room this year. So you and Pizzaboy are on your own. No worries we'll just come to your house.
Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12
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