It's 4.47am here, and I'm feeling rather intellectually engaged. I can't stop thinking about Peter Greenaway.

These are the opening lines, spoken in voice-over (to an image of my standing head-on, fully naked), to my new film:

Assuming she did of course, though expecting her to say no, I once asked a girl whether or not she masturbated.
[Pause]
She said no.


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