Originally Posted By: Don Cardi
 Originally Posted By: long_lost_corleone


Ever try snorting heroin off of an Asian hooker's chest?



Ever try an Asian hooker's chest after she snorts heroin?


Ever try snorting heroin after an Asian hooker?


"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."