I know. Firstly, of all the graves in a graveyard to fall down. Secondly, of all the people in the world who could have been in the graveyard. Thirdly, of all the places he could have been in that graveyard at that time.

Between you and I, I suspect foul play; in fact I think it was pre-meditated: rumour has it that the gravestone had been planning it for days.

His spirits are oddly high, actually; they were after he came out of the hospital yesterday, at least, despite the trauma he felt immediately after the news that he was a toe down. He was joking about it, even, saying that at least he had nine toes left. But I suspect it's one of those things that'll hit him a coupla weeks later if it doesn't in a few days.