My guess is that the can had a very slight crack or hole, and may have been dropped prior to being placed in the machine. Was the soda kind of flat? If the hole is small enough, it could retain most of its fizz for quite a while even though it loses volume.

I hate when that happens. Wait until after court. It'll give you something to look forward to

Actually, I thoroughly inspected the can. In fact just about everyone at work did as it became the talk of the morning. There was no holes or cracks of any kind. You know how when you buy a can of soda, and squeeze the outside, it is solid? But once you open it, the gas/fizz (whatever it is) escapes and the sides of the can become soft and can bend. This can was half full, but the sides were still solid. I think it was just a defective can that didn't get filled right when it was made.

Just had a Whopper.

Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummmy.

Racist!

I don't get it.

Think hard. Think real hard.

When I say what's that, you say WOP!

What's that!??!?!?!?!

WHOPburger anyone?

capo, 9K posts huh? Post-whore

This from the guy who started that new game thread????

I need to devise other methods to cross 2000 posts mark, as it is clearly being misused by DeNiro and Capo DeNiro would reach 50K by then

Speaking of Wops, I really am sick and tired of everybody thinking I'm Italian. I can't think of a bigger insult.

Don't Hassle the Hoff.

David Hasselhoff was awarded full custody of his teenage daughters. Your home life must really be a picnic if David Hasselhoff is your stable parent.

I wonder if he still talks to cars.

The only thing worse than a post count whore is a post count crybaby.

A case of sour grapes? Just because you are not allowed to post in my new thread

I can't???

Reminds me of a story about Lyndon Johnson when he was president. He had gone on a tour of a town and when the tour was over he went back to the Naval Air`Station and was about to get back on his plane. He started walking to the wrong plane and a young Naval officer pointed to the right one and said, "Sir THAT'S your plane". Johnson looked at him and replied, "Son, they're ALL MY planes".

Ah, I just read the rules, and see I'm ineligible. Fair enough. Won't be seeing my again in there, you dirty tramp of a boy.

DVC, you can't think of a bigger insult. Someone thinking you're a giraffe might be pushing things, don't you think?

On a related note, someone once thought I was Dutch. They said it twice. I said if I looked Dutch, then they spoke Double Dutch.

"Dubai One" has just begun showing the 6th season of American Idol. With knowing who has won already, the only pleasure I can get from this show is the auditions. Actually without knowing anything, that part still is the most amusing part of all. I can't figure out how some people could even think about entering this competition with their ridiculous voices. It comes as such a shock to them when they are being rejected that I'm not sure if they are actually paid to act that way, or if they really believe that they are able to sing.

They can look at you and wonder what the fuck you are!

I loved it. Jaguar Paw is a machine. You cannot kill him.

And Mel Gibson is a crazy fucking twat.

I'm mostly Italian, but I look absolutely Irish. So, that's come to be a good thing in my mind. I just prefer my Irish heritage to my Italian, as of late. Although, and I know most people here might disagree, it's stupid to be exceptionally proud of heritage in general. But I also find it stupid to be exceptionally proud of your country... That's the kind of stupid bullshit theology that starts wars and all sort of global threats.

Anyone else ever see the show "The Dog Whisperer"?? Its on one of the National Geographic channels... this guy is absolutely awesome with dogs!!! Each hour long episode deals with three or four problem dogs... this guys always gets them to change their troublesome behavior. Amazing!!!

SC, my wife has a friend who works in the local animal shelter. She's taken some of the dogs that are in the shelter to see this guy. She swears that after he's done with them they make a complete change for the better!

I hate to spoil it, SC, but that show is fake - the dogs are paid for taking part. In dog dollars, I think.

You ruined it for me now.... I've got a bone to pick with you!!

Pun-amania!

Does he only work with dogs? Maybe he can talk to Paulie's cat from The Sopranos and see if he's really Christophuh.