I've been sweating my butt off all day at work, suddenly jealous of all those people who have office jobs with AC, and I went to buy a Pepsi from the Coke machine. All I had was 65 cents in my pocket, just enough to get a Pepsi. But when I picked it up it was only half full and there weren't any holes in the can! I spent the rest of my day miserably hot and thirsty.

What I don't get is how did the guy who loaded the machine not notice. What a jerk.