I got the kids up, made them breakfast, took them to school for finals, did two loads of wash, picked the kids up, mopped the kitchen floor, vacuumed the downstairs, and closed a $3.5 million deal - all in my jammies!
Imagine what you could've done if you were dressed.
NOW CLEAN IT UP, GOD DAMNIT!!
YOU GUINEA BRAT, YOU!!
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
