Been playing golf with two friends today. 18 holes of pitch'n'put fun; I lost two balls, and stopped counting after 14 holes. I really must be the worst ever player ever...ever. Good day, though.
There's no such thing as a bad day on the golf course, son.
"Bad" for an Englisman is what? A 10 handicap?
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