Her enormous gut acted like a shelf in which her fat-enhanced breasts rested upon.  Dude, I think I'm gonna have nightmares until the weekend now  Imagine how I felt!  Considering the state I was in, I'm just grateful I didn't break out into laughter. They would've decapitated me.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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