This is the funniest thread I've read in a long time.

What would happen if the Corleones moved to Mayberry?

I can't see Andy saying "I thoght I got all yuou guinea

hoods locked up."

And while we are on the subject there was another show with a bunch of singel guys who never talked about gettting laid. In fact it may be the gayest show in history.

Floyd the Barber -- a flamer

Howard Sprague -- Single guy lived with mom...

Andy and Barney -- a little too close for comfort...Helen and Thelma Lou were lesbian beards.

Gomer Pyle ...need I say more?

They should rename the town Gayberry.