Wow! Today's my lucky day. I was driving my 5:30 bus in Maryland when I realized I missed my stop an hour ago. I hurried back, thinking I'd be met by angry, hot commuters. Instead, there waiting for me at the bus stop was a big old bag of pork chops and ribs. I just fired up the grill.
That was great.
Seriously, you owe me $15.00. Cash will be good.
Would it have killed you to throw in a bottle or two of barbecue sauce?