I'm the same with Friends. I've never seen the show and probably never will. If you said you didn't like Seinfeld, I was going to say you were the first person I know of who has told me they didn't like the show. Seriously, I don't think I've ever had someone tell me they didn't like the show.
I know a few people who dislike the show, on the basis that Jerry Seinfeld isn't all that funny himself. I like the show, and it's probably one of the very few sitcoms I will tolerate (sitcoms just so happen to be the televised equivalent to boy bands and bubble gum pop) but I can't fucking stand Jerry Seinfeld's stand up comedy. He doesn't really make jokes or punchlines... Just really obvious observations... You know... "What's the deal with women and perfume? It's like you spray it in the air, walk through it, and you smell good!" ...Yeah. I really wish I could say that I made that one up.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
