Oh, you mean Captain McFarley? Yeah, the Captain is big on role-playing. I'm just saying, fucking him would be like fucking me. Multiple times. While in a jacuzzi. And suspended upside down. In sheets of metal. Under a gigantic magnet, strapped to the bottom of an airplane.
Oh, what crazy kids we were.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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